NUMBER 24

Dear Mr. Knight,

I read all three of the chapters you sent me from your story, 'Sir Harron's Sword', and laughed so hard I thought my spleen would burst! I had to share them with every staff member at our company. They thought it was hysterical, too, every last one of them.

Then someone from the mail room actually read your cover letter, and told us you had sent me a serious dramatic piece.

We couldn't stop laughing for five minutes after that news!

Nice try, Sir Knight. Please keep your day job (and we mean it).

Sincerely,
Mean2U Press